don’t i feel fucking special. :}
(Source: fruit-machine, via harry-dean)
so i get paid tomorrow.
what else should i put in this box to send to my girlfriend?
plz tell me.
also.
clintons is decorated with giant red helium heart ballons GOD HELP ME ITS TAKING OVER!!11111ONE.
Funny things my girlfriend says part one
- Temp: do australians use knives and forks to cut and eat with, or just fork cut things?
- Arky: ...we use both, yes.
- Arky: ...that is the strangest thing you've ever asked me, honey.
- --
- there was a reason behind it goddamn >u
- Love you bby <3
- bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh >3>
Funny things my girlfriend says part one
- Temp: do australians use knives and forks to cut and eat with, or just fork cut things?
- Arky: ...we use both, yes.
- Arky: ...that is the strangest thing you've ever asked me, honey.
- --
- there was a reason behind it goddamn >u
